Good Morning, Weekend!

I finally showered this morning after not doing so since Monday. It feels great. No, I’m not in a non-showering depressive state. I freshened up everyday. That’s all you need to know about that.

We had some tile work done in our bathroom this week that makes it look less decrepit and a little more Frankenstein-ish, but its still great and leaps and bounds better than it was. The only thing that would have made it better is if we would have magically found crates upon crates of matching, light chocolate brown tile, original to our  1951 home, emanating rays of light like whatever was in the briefcase in Pulp Fiction from wherever it was hiding in our home.

But alas, I couldn’t find anything similar anywhere.

I really have a lot more to say, but my sister is in town and we are going to lunch with our awesome grandmother and then afterwards I am going to beat them both at SkipBo.

America, fuck yeah.

What a day, right?

I’m glad our president has decided to finally say his piece and back gay marriage.

Hey – I understand if you are super religious and think this is wrong.  Or if you’re not religious and you still think it’s wrong. Then continue to think it’s wrong and move on with your life. Because the lives of the people it affects are not your lives. Not that long ago, different races of men and women weren’t able to get married because it was “wrong.” And that’s just nonsense. And don’t give us some bullshit reasoning about how a man shouldn’t be able to marry a dog, or how a woman shouldn’t be able to marry a carrot because that’s just plain idiotic, it’s a stupid argument, and shut up.

Disagreers, you can go ahead and do your own thing. Don’t you have something of a much higher merit to do? I’m positive that there is something else that is in dire need of your energy than telling other people how to live their own lives and what to do with their own bodies.

Because it’s about love, bitches.

And if you have your panties or your manties in a bunch because this is something you just don’t agree with, you’re spending entirely too much time thinking and making decisions about things you do not understand.

If only intolerant people could just go about their business and be fine with others going about their business, so many other topics and issues would get taken care of. And to my gay and lesbian friends, please know that I am not saying that your right to marry is not a big deal. Because right now, it is. I just wish it was just more acceptable to not be such a big deal – just as it is when a man and woman marry. I just wish it was a thing that happened.

EVERYWHERE.

When I got married, people didn’t picket over it. And it should be the same way for you. If you want to get married.

I say that instead of bitching and fucking fighting about whether or not two people who love each other and want to make it legal should be able to do so, we could get more serious about fixing the American education system, getting the hell out of the financial shit-show we are in, etc – because those are things that we can all agree on, RIGHT?

To which most people could say… RIGHT.

I just hope that I can raise my own children in an America where it is commonplace that we can accept each others differences, where we can feel and act strongly towards tolerance, regardless of our own personal beliefs. If that’s not the America I live in when the time comes, I will do everything in my power as a mother to raise my children to know – that not everyone prays to the same God, not everyone even prays. But that is their choice and this is their America. And we have to respect that to live in a free society that can facilitate change, harmony and understanding.

Because at the end of the day, I FUCKING LOVE AMERICA. I wish there were more of us that felt the same, openly and outwardly. And honestly, I don’t think I am the only person that feels the way I do.

But there is so much bullshit that gets in the way of loving the country we live in. Almost all of it political.

Then again, my love of America has to often blur over the stuff that gets in the way of loving America, like a large percentage of our politicians that only love our country for the financial gain and the power that it can provide them personally. And that both makes me angry and sad. Because America fucking rules.

To which I say, stop fucking with America, jerks!

Feelings, Birdie, Feelings.

All my love,

Jen

 

Sunday Night Spotted Cow

What a weekend. It was great. Friends time, beers time, husband time, puppy time and one long sleep-in with Birdie today.

The pup chilled it down a notch this week, and I am no longer an over-the-edge, frazzled dog owner right now. And that is super awesome. So awesome. I am in love with my puppy all over again.

We took her to her first Puppy Elementary class at The Canine Coach today. She was shy with the other puppies, but when one came up to her, she was chill and polite. I do think that she may have growled a little at a Goldendoodle. But in her defense, it was a Goldendoodle. I actually got a little first-day-of-school nervous before we went, but I pulled it together because dogs can sense those things. In all, it wasn’t a wonder dog moment, but she certainly was one of the most well-behaved of all the puppies so it was a very proud moment. Oh, and there is the tiniest Dachshund puppy in Birdie’s class. It was wonderful and distracting.

There was no Weekend Coffee links this weekend, so just enjoy this PSA from the SPCA:

I’m still a little too distracted and tired for everyday blogging, so with that…

All my love,

Jen

Weekend Coffee 4: A Roundup of Everything I Have Loved This Week

I try to do these on Saturday mornings but yesterday I took an opportunity to sleep in and went with it. Hard.

This week has been pretty exhausting with the puppy and writing has been nowhere on my list of priorities. But, I have some time on this Sunday morning so we’re doing it. Regardless of Birdie hates her crate or not. She’s going to have to get used to it and so are we.

Needless to say, this weekly post is gonna be short as shit, but full of quality.

Paper Mario Bros Automaton via Craft : if I ever had any crafty energy, and I definitely haven’t had energy to do anything this week, I would love to try to make my own automaton.

Molded Concrete Planters via Craft : Previous sentiment about energy next to this one too. But these planters are such a COOL idea

Neko Case’s house: I love Neko Case so much. More than her house. But what a great house it is, AND… there is a piano in the kitchen.

and….

Team Nerdist vs Team Mad Men Celebrity Bowling. Handsome Bowling. That’s all I got this week.

 

All my tired love,

Jen

New Doggie Mom, Zombie Style.

I’m

So

Tired

 

Birdie has arrived. Over the weekend she was exhausted and adjusting to her new home. It was adorable. I got teary-eyed a bunch of times out of sheer joy.

Monday hit and she got comfortable.

Birdie, I love you. That’s all I can say right now, because I am far too tired to be articulate, and if I was articulate, it might just be mean. And I love you too much to be mean.

All my love and resolve,

Jen

Weekend Coffee 3: A Roundup of Everything I Have Loved This Week

I am so not crafty. But do you know what I love? CHECKING OUT OTHER PEOPLE’S CRAFTINESS! And while I never expected myself to fall for the Chevron pattern (I’m kind of a modern, flowery old lady at my secret core) I have, and I loved this Recycled Wood Chevron Planter on Craft this week. Because if I’m not obsessed with Chevron exactly. I am obsessed with all things bursting with colors.

**oh, and special bonus, fashionable and awesome NERDS – these Custom Hand Painted Star Wars Shoes. Where, oh WHERE were you when I was looking for wedding shoes?!

All things Deuce Cities Henhouse – this week Alison aka Scoops posted her full bedroom update and yet again I am in awe of her home decor process and gorgeous graphic design skills. People, its ALL BEAUTIFUL. Get over there.

I love amazing needlework and embroidery arts and that love just gets stronger and stronger everyday, so I have to give mad props to one of my favorite people and sites on the whole damn internet Pam at Retro Renovation for her post on Erica Wilson Needlework from Her Private Collection this week. I might need a tattoo of that gorgeous blue owl in a tree with the pops of fuchsia behind it. SO. MUCH. LOVE.

The photographic glory of Kaelah’s post this week on her site Little Chief Honeybee, Kaelah’s Cocktail Hour: v2 – it’s gorgeous. And they all look delicious. I want all my drinks served from a silvery bucket and nestled in ice like that. Radical. Extreme. All of the colors!

As it usually is, inevitably something I see on Saturday mornings will make it right on the list. Today’s case in point? This goddamn amazing video of kids narrating Planet Earth.

Um – I’m going to need Aiden to narrate everything I watch now. Also, Jamie – your narration on lizards made my morning ALMOST as much as the fact that WE ARE GETTING OUR BIRDIE TODAY!!!!

 

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE!

HAPPY RECORD STORE DAY!! Go buy some hot waxxxxx for me. I’ll be staying in laying down some vinyl for Birdie later today in it’s honor. Here’s a list of the places to buy all of the things!

And to prime yourself – Andrea’s got the lowdown on what is the what HERE.

Happy Puppy Arrival and Record Store Day!

All my love,

Jen

A Love Letter to My Cat

One of many photos where I look so happy with her. And she's all like, dude - I'm not a model, I'm a cat

(Clearly this will serve as both a love letter, and an early apology to my cat)

I woke up at 5am today without the aid of my alarm clock on what will go down in Paulson-Marshall history as Puppy Arrival Day, April 21st, 2012.

But while I know a lot of what I will write about for months and years to come will be baby Birdie, what’s been on my mind a lot is my other girl baby, a sweet now-8 year old Tortoiseshell cat that came into my life in late March of 2006. I got her from an acquaintance of an acquaintance of a friend and it was one of the best decisions of my life.

Since then, this delightful feline I named Algebra has become my best furry friend. She anticipates when I’m ready for bed and hops up into her spot and we basically spoon every night. It’s wonderful.

What you might not know about Algebra is that a group of Anthropologists have deemed her The Cat With The Cutest Face Ever.

As I am definitely concerned and aware of Algebra and Birdie’s initial reactions to each other.  (Not SCARED, just mostly “God, I hope that Algebra isn’t miserable not being the center of my attention).

I am mostly selfishly worried about our bedtime cuddles going away. As she watches me from inside the house as I type on our porch, I am very aware that things are about to change big time, and I just hope that if I am very cautious and mindful of my love for two pets, and give her the time she needs to adjust to a new family member and I am sure to engage with her in playtime and cuddles every day (when she’s ready) that we’ll all be able to happily co-exist. Guys, Girls, Cat Babies, and Dog Babies.

So with that -

Algebra, on her first day tolerating me with a camera

Dearest Algebra, aka Algebra Marie, aka Kitty Meow-Meow, aka SandCat and all your multiple nicknames,

You know I love the shit out of you. We’ve been rockin’ it for 6 years, being animal-human best friends, loungin’ and all that great stuff and there’s so much more to come. We both love hanging on the couch and we both adore super soft plush blankets, eating food and hearing how awesome we are and getting cuddles. I adore your whole being. From your furry, perfectly adorable face down to your precious different-colored fur feet. You’re the most perfect cuddler ever, you fantastical SandCat. You’ve been there for me through so many triumphs and been my solace during the rough times. We’re getting a little puppy sister for you today, and I know this will most likely displease you immensely, but I am confident you will keep on loving me, just like that REO Speedwagon song we both love so much.

We’re going to be fine. You’ll always be my first and always fur-love. Never forget that. Even though you don’t read blogs and will not be able to understand the raw, emotional power of my internet love note to you. I’ll keep on letting you know.

And think about it this way – the first letter of your name is the first in the alphabet. and Birdie’s is second. You’ll always be my #1 Cat.

All my love,

Your human, Jen.

 

 

Weekend Coffee 2: A Roundup of Everything I Have Loved This Week

Main one: Waking up to gorgeous Sunshine this morning.

Honestly, I didn’t fully prepare for a show and tell for this weekend, and I have a bunch of pre-emptive puppy proofing and house cleaning and CURTAIN HANGING to do today…

But I do have SOME stuff!!

Starting to get pretty excited for Spring gardens, so when I saw this 10 DIY Seed Markers for Your Garden over at Apartment Therapy it just made it a little worse. Stamped spoons as seed markers?! YES!

Heavy Table’s article on Val’s Rapid Serve. I’m not from St. Cloud, but I have some ties there and I love it so much. Good burgers and delicious fries. Simplicity personified in a little, awesome place. Did I mention those fries? God, those fries are good! Nothing fancy, just more than a little seasoned salt and infinite deliciousness. I don’t even need condiments for these fries.

The letter from Keith Richards to his aunt where he details meeting Mick Jagger. Just amazing. I just keep imagining Keith sitting down to write this. And then, three months later, they play their first show. I had to read it multiple times because my excitement made my brain unable to read. Pretty neat stuff.

And of course, the link that inspired my one off – Hot Pink Bejeweled Stand Mixer Makes Me An Excited Corgi post – Kaelah’s Things I Love Thursday post with said stand mixer. She’s quickly becoming one of my favorites, even before I saw that. But the question is… where can I get my own? Because I’m not crafty, and if you read between the lines, it also shows how lazy I am as a person.

And of course the main thing I loved this week? WE’RE GETTING A PUPPY!!! It happens next Saturday morning at 10am. So that means, that’s when this blog will become a We Got a Puppy and Now I’m Really Tired But Super Happy blog.

Ok, off to brunch it up!

All my love,

Jen

 

The Other Thing That Happened Last Weekend

Saturday morning The Daily What posted the Puppy Easter video which I in turn posted on my site, and then on my Facebook and then also emailed to a BUNCH of people. One of which, included my husband. The video spiraled into only what can be referred to as “Puppy Fever.” And while he was in his office and I was on the porch (pretty much my office once Spring hits) we spent the rest of the morning feverishly emailing each other adorable dogs until I sent him an email titled:

“oh my god look at this cute little fat dog baby”

A few minutes later, I went into his office where he had the rescue’s website pulled up on his computer, looking at the rescue’s photos. We hung out for a bit in there, tiptoeing around our excitement, until I reminded him that the rescue had an adoption event not that far away. RIGHT NOW. Again, we passively thought about it. I was still in my pajamas and it was just before noon.

I don’t remember exactly, but I’m sure the conversation went a little like this:

Me: Do you want to go and check it out?

Him: I don’t know, do you want to go?

Me: Well, we could.

Him: Should we go?

Me: Yeah, let’s go. We don’t have anything else going on today.

And I got dressed quicker than you can say – a roomful of puppies.

When we arrived at the Fetch Delivers pet food warehouse in Northeast where the adoption event was being held, we were both nervous, I could feel it. I often tend to be the braver one, even if I have to force it or am forced into that role. But I didn’t know what to do with myself. There were cute dogs everywhere my eyes could see. I couldn’t concentrate. I wanted to say hello to every damn dog that came near me. I was just hopped up on canine excitement. And the energy in the room was electric and excited too, and yet it made me very, very self-conscious. Maybe if I was a five year old, I could get away with trying to pet and greet every dog that I passed, but I got the impression that I was coming off as a little crazy. But I couldn’t help myself, you just can’t beat even the most marginally cute dog. These are the things that bring out my self-diagnosed Attention Deficit Disorder.

Naturally, my husband let me take the lead.

I gravitated to the dogs that I knew from finding that OMG-inducing pup, her brother and her sister and her mom, rescues from Kentucky. The foster dad immediately put the mama dog in my arms and warm feelings of dog mothering came over me in waves. She was a sweet little Kentucky Woman, and yes – I did, like the complete weirdo that I am sing a little of the Neil Diamond song to that darling Pekingese/Tibetan Spaniel that brought those babies into the world. My husband was embarrassed of or for me, and the foster dad was kind enough to not lead on that I was being a crazy person, singing a song to a dog.

And then, before I knew it. The cute little fat dog baby was in my arms, and I knew for sure that Charles Schulz was right when he said that Happiness is a Warm Puppy.  They gave her the name Morgan, and she was so soft and warm and adorable and way more descriptors that would take all day to effectively detail.

I would hold her for some time, in a puppy-enduced haze of happiness. Finally I put her down, then went back like five minutes later to hold her again. Then I handed her to Jeff, and she promptly licked his face and snuggled into his beard. This was the end of our lives as people without dogs.

We went and filled out the adoption application, went to see her one last time and drove off for a late breakfast, where our energy was through the roof. We both agreed on a name faster than we have ever made a decision together in the past almost four years we’ve been together.

A preview, as the little lady got her baby senior photos snapped right after we left:

(Photo stolen from Petfinder, I will totally give whomever credit for the photo should there be an issue)

And then the wait. The excruciating three day wait until the rescue called us back to do the phone interview. The rest of the day Saturday, then Sunday, Monday & most of the day on Tuesday until the phone rang before we were supposed to leave for our comedy date night. I pretty much begged the universe to let it be the rescue, and not my Grandmother, who is pretty much one of the only people that calls me on the phone at that particular time of day.

And it was. Lynn from the Rescue, not my Grandma. (Who I love so much, but would have probably broken into two if it was her, and not the rescue calling.)

I had a lovely discussion with the rep from the rescue, and I’m sure I excitedly interrupted a lot. But I learned a lot too. And they liked our application.

And we won.

I hung up. And said puppy about ten times in a row while jumping up and down like I had just won that super-huge lottery from a few weeks ago.

So I guess what I am saying is prepare for a lot of posts about our new dog when she arrives next week!

All my love,

Jen